what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
i mean what
what the fuck
yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 3
so you know how police boxes used to be everywhere in london and then they just sort of stopped being a thing
well in 1996 they tried to revive the idea and make a load of ‘high tech’ police boxes, except the idea never took off and so now there’s just one police box left which is just there to attract whovian tourists
so when the guy in The Bells of St John said this
he was actually talking about this lonely tardis at earls court station
maybe we’re the sims 4
#people think that being a death eater is a strict progression of tortured childhood to evil adulthood, but from a nonlinear nonsubjective viewpoint, it’s really more of a big ball of wibbly-wobbly serial-killery… stuff.
^ that tag wins all the awards
WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO